Oh, I thought you'd died.

That is what my mom said to my dad after he got her number and then didn't call her for four months. But I feel it is probably applicable in this blogging-absence situation. It's been too long. I've been meaning to update my blog since about a week after my last post (I give myself a week to feel self-satisfied about the fact that I posted at all) and what can I say, life's just been busy. I've been in demand. Things have been happening.

Well that may be an exaggeration. Mostly I just work. And drive (see previous post). But still, it's always nice to see that a blog you check has been updated. And I feel that. I mean, I for one know that I'm always disappointed to see someone hasn't updated their blog in who knows how long. Like, lets say, since approximately June 8, 2008. Or maybe October 29, 2008. You have to wonder, "what happened to that person? Are they okay?" and if they are okay then you're a little bugged that they don't think more about you and how you would like to spend your free time at work checking in on them.

Anyway. In an effort to not be one of THOSE people (too late?) I am here to update my blog! Post something new! Just say anything! ....Plus I noticed today that I've received an idle threat about losing readership. So it's time to get back to it. And why not stage my comeback with a few highlights in the month (or two) since I last posted? So in a nutshell, since my last blog post I've done the following (in no particular order):

1. I threw an orange into the sea. And I meant it.

2. I friended my mom on facebook. Finally I can see what she's REALLY up to.

3. I started playing soccer once a week. I've discovered I'm not that good at soccer. I'm also not good at avoiding getting kicked in the legs. But I'm sure my bruises go really well with my church outfits.

4. I went to Magic Mountain and threw up after riding Goliath. Actually this may have happened before the last time I posted. Either way it was unfortunate for a number of reasons, not the least of which was that I love Goliath (the ride, not that man) and I hated to have it end that way (bent over a trash can). And I now curse the day they invented Dejavu.

5. I sang "That's Amore" loudly along with a full restaurant of people. It was lovely.

6. I did not watch the Super Bowl. But I know what happened. Man.

7. I got an unexpected day off from work, courtesy of the FBI. Used it to Christmas shop. Anyone who got a gift can thank the FBI. Anyone who did not get a gift...take it up with the FBI. They only gave me the one day.

8. I started watching The Biggest Loser and actually have to put in a decent effort to not cry when they send people home.

9. I finally obtained a personal shopper. After all these years. She bought me new clothes for work and apparently it was needed because when my boss walked by my office he stopped and did a double take and said "did you dress up today?? You look nice!" as if I don't wear business casual stuff to work 3 out of the 5 days. Hmph.

10. I've driven 5,330 miles to and from work since my last post. Which means it's time yet again to have my car serviced. Sigh. My poor little car.

Hopefully I'll be a little more blog vigilant in 2009. I hate to make promises (goes against my lawyerly fibers) but I'll see what I can do.